what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

NASCAR being considered a sport.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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