Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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