Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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