- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Sloths

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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