Two guys were Arguing. (A & B) A. You suck B. If i suck then you choke. A. The only way id choke is if i smelled your stank ass breathe. B. The only way id have stank ass breathe is if i was liking your moms vagina A. The only way my mom's pussy would stank is if you were liking it. B. The only way id be liking your moms pussy is if it were a dick.... Both stare at each other... and walk off awkwardly

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A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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How about that airline food?

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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Anti Joke

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