- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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