Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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