Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Guess what What

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Knock knock It's open, come in

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

The government

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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