Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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