- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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