If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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who do we all like george goodburn

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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