Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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Firgen and the blung brigade

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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antijoke is the best website.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

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what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

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Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

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what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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