- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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