- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

Read a Book.

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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