- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

This is not a joke.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

Barack Obama.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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