You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A seal walks into a club.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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