- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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