Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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