- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

i killed my family

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

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