I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Poop

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

12/23/2012

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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