- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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