- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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