A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Who is big and stupid My brother

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

I have an idea! You leave.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

No it doesnt..

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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