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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*