God is real.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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