- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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