- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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