Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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I'm rick james bitch

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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