- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Logan's gay

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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