- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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