- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

"Knock knock" Come in!

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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