- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

A muslim paints Mohammed

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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