How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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