- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

Guess what? You guessed it.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

A baby seal walks into a club.

My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

A train conducter conducts at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph, if he goes under 2 bridges and over 3 hills what did the conductors mother have for dinner that night. Nothing she was raped then promptly murdered.

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