Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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