A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Dead girls can't say no.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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