- Anti Joke

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile