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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

A American seeking into mexico

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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