- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

I don't believe in giraffes.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

knock knock whos there? nobody

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