I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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A bar walks into a man and the man walks into a watermelon then the watermelon walks into a black guy then the black guy walks into a piece of fried chicken then the piece of fried chicken walks into a hotdog then the hotdog walks into a wall then the wall walks into a horse then the horse walks into a jar of mayonaise then the jar of mayonaise walks into a can then the can walks into the bar

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What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

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What do you call an underground train full of professors? It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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