This is an anti- joke

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

yolo your orange looks orange

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

A guy at a baseball game....

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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