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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Roses are red, Violets are violet

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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