- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

yolo your orange looks orange

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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