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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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