- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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