Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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hey justin

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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