What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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