Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Womans baksetball...

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What is green and is not grass A frogg

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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