Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

thumb_up thumb_down +2

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

thumb_up thumb_down +2

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

thumb_up thumb_down +2

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Asian women drivers...

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops