- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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