- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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