- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

What is the difference between my right hand and my left hand? I used my right hand to stab your mother.

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