Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Killing your friend as a joke.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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