No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

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Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

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Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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France had one revolution

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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