- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

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