Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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