- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

"Knock knock" Come in!

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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