- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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