- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

A van drives into a car.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

This is not a joke.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

PENIS :)

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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