- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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