- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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