An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for 6 vodka shots. The bartender looks at him in a strange manner. The man quickly downs all 6 of the vodka shots. The bartender looks at the man and says "Jeepers mate, whats the celebration?" The man replies "Well mate, first blow job today" The bartender in a kind gesture says "Here you go mate, next one is one me" while pouring another shot. The man respectfully replies, "No thanks mate, if 6 didn't get the taste away, im sure 7 won't"

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

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that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

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A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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Anti Joke

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