What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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Knock knock Come in

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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