- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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your no better than a cockroach

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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