Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Knock knock.

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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