- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Why so serious ?

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Your so gay, that you like men!

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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