What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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This is an anti- joke

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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