- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Your mom.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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