tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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