Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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ever tried african food? they neither

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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