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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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