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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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