- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Penis

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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