Knock-knock jokes with sjws: Knock knock! Who's there? A transgender! A transgender who? WOW. It's 2016, people. If you can't recognize a transgender, you're a disgusting piece of cis white male scum! OH! OHH! "I'm sorry lady"? Do I LOOK like a lady to you? I'm a- no- sir- stop interrupting me. SIR! I identify as a gender fluid demisexual! "What does that matter?" Oh my god. Well it wouldn't matter if I identified as a goddamn piece of salami to you would it??? Huh? I'm confusing you? WOW! What a priveleged- oh! So I'M being rude? OKAY! FINE! I'm recording this you know. You're going ALL over the Internet. Oh yes you are! No, hey, my privilege cam! You just took it this is rape! You are assaulting me! Don't just shove it back into my hands like that! I call patriarchy! Oh no, I'm not done with you! Don't you close that door you Goddamn piece of sh- *slam*

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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