- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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