Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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Sir, your wife is dead

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

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