Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Good job, son.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What is white and long? A New York winter

Can anyone Lenin money?

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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