- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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