She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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