- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

knock knock who's there ?

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

roses are red violets should be purple

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Gus's mom

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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