Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Anti Joke

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