- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

eoin burgin is fat

Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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