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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

How will the world end? That information is unknown

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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