- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

i found waldo.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

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