- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

Sarah Palin.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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