- Anti Joke

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

69 An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.