- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

[Set up] [No punch line]

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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