- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

poopy is poopy

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

Justin Beiber

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

George W. Bush

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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