- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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