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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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What fires shots? A gun

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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