Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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