- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

Robin, get in the car!

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

What's long and black? A long and black object.

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