- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

hey hey apple

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

an dislexik nam rwote hits

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Caroline Kelly.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??