- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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