- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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