- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

knock knock come in !

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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