Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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Anti Joke

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