- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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