- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

Robin, get in the car!

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

What's long and black? A long and black object.

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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