- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

A fat guy!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Water? I hardly know her.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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