- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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