What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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hi

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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whats black and large -me

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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penis in the camel

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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