- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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