- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

How high is the sky? True or False

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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