- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

steven hawking walks into a bar

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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