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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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