- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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