Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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The young orphan boy had high hopes for this Christmas. When he woke up, he ran to the foot of the tree and saw a large box wrapped with seasonal wrapping paper. He looked at it to see that it was for someone else. The boy recieved nothing for Christmas and was later hit by a bus that had veered off of the road to avoid hitting a dog. The boy is now paralyzed and is extremely disappointed as to how his Christmas had unfolded.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

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What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

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what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

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Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

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What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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