- Anti Joke

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner