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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Jordan is pregant

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

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