10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

Why was the man sad? His brother died.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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