- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Face...the other white meat!

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Justin beiber's penis

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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