- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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