- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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