- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

I went to work today....

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

guess what>? your mum lol

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

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