- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

what are you mike bibby?

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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