- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease

whats long and black? a baton

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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