Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Want to hear a Joke? No.

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

the power to turn magnetism into light

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Ron Paul for President!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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