- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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