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Nothing. He made it home safely.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

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A praying mantis is very graceful

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

Women's rights

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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