why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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