You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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What's big and purple? Barney

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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School

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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