- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

lets bomb africa

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Maths.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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