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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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