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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

the sky is green no it is not

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Brain fart

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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