What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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Granny porn!

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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