- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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