What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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The global news

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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