- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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