what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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