- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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