Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

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What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

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What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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