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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

This is not a joke.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

This is not a joke.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.