Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

This is a joke.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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