Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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