- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

What's red, blue & green all over?

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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