- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Brain fart

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

the sky is green no it is not

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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