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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

fish fishy caoimhin

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

I'm homeless.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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