A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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