- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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