Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was younger, he was made fun of by all the bigger numbers. Everyday after school he would go home and wonder why he was made fun of. Was it his looks? How tall he was? The pain and suffering never stopped. He thought of suicide every day he got home from school. One day his mom got home from work and found 6 bleeding in the shower. She thought he was dead. She hurried him to the hospital where he was barely kept alive. After months of recovery, he started going back to school. The bullying never stopped, they started calling him a loser who should have died. He got older and depressed as a teenager. He got ahold of alcohol and began drinking. He went to meetings and got over his addiction. 10 years later he meets up with 7. It takes him back to his horrible childhood with the big numbers. Every time 6 sees 7, he gets reminded of everything. 7 had also murdered someone in front of 6.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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what do you call a black guy african american

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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