- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an amazing person Good

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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