A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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