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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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