- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Pickles are powerful

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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