- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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