If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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I walk into a bar...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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This is an anti- joke

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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