- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

antonio has a penis head.lol

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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