- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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