- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

fish fishy caoimhin

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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