This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

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How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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