Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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