- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

knock,knock you suck

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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