- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

TIMMY

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

My children are mistakes

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Oh, go away

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

alert('The Game')

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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