- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Womens rights.

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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