- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Knock, Knock Come in

My Nan, that is all.

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

Misner is a twat.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

knock knock Dave's not here.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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