- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

get in the car.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Sixty... eight

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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