Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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