- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

the game

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

9/11 my birthday

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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