Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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knock knock who's there me i kill you

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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