Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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What's red and funny? The holocaust

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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