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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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