Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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