- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Christ is a conspiracy

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Make me famous

What fires shots? A gun

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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