Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

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Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: Well, he was in the first tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over warn everybody in the second tower. While he was in the second tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL! Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on a park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich with extra mayonnaise)

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

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There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

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What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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