Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

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Your mom is so old she died

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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