i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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