Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

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Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

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What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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Justin's life

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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