What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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rocky is here again.......................

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what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

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Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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