- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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