- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

A blonde dies Lololol

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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