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Niall Horan

I like poop in my butt

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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