- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

How was Charles Manson able to get women to kill for him? Because he was charismatic and intelligent.

What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Minutes later, cops come in and arrests the poor man for not paying his bill while the deaf man sits at the bar calmly drinks his beer.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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