What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

learn. advance!

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

What ryhmes with turtle rape

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...