Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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you see theres this guy.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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